got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.
okay guys i know next to nobody will reblog this but please
if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc) to you about your appearance and it hurt you, please reblog this, i need to show my mum and step dad the notes.
is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it
people who reblog this will get a selfie bye
make sure you have a submit box
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
I like to run hot skillets under the sink and watch them steam because it makes me feel like a blacksmith forging a legendary weapon.